When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house
Just so I can say, “OH YEAH, YOU NEED ME NOW, DON’T YOU?”
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When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house
Just so I can say, “OH YEAH, YOU NEED ME NOW, DON’T YOU?”
(Source: most-awkward-moments)
me: *texting in the car*
mom: who are you texting?
me: my friend
mom: is it a boy?
me: yes
mom: WHO IS IT?
mom: DO YOU LIKE THEM?
mom:DO THEY LIKE YOU?
mom:ARE YOU DATING?
mom: DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND YOU’RE NOT TELLING ME?
mom: ARE YOU A VIRGIN?
mom: WHAT ELSE ARE YOU KEEPING FROM ME?
its more my father type.
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“modeling seductively with grandpas grave”
There are so many things wrong with that…
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sir do you realize that you have satan in your lap
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How people view me
my parents: I have such a pretty daughter
my grandparents: so how many boyfriends have you gone through this week?
people from my school: and here we have this deformed potato
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